Bad Will Hunting

Vice President and part-time Dubya puppeteer Dick Cheney will once again, God help us, don the Elmer Fudd hat in search of timid, farm raised fowl on election day. With any kind of luck, the helpless domestic game will outmaneuver the Veep and he will shoot himself in the foot.

Cheney will be accompanied by his political director Mel Raines, whose job it will be to keep him informed of the election results. Mel better hope for some good news for the GOP. After all, he wouldn't want to be "mistaken for a small grouse", would he?

Meanwhile, in the world of President Dave...

• Get out and vote tomorrow folks. It is more important now than it has been in a long time. More and more of our individual freedoms are being encroached on, and our history of non-participation is being counted on by those who would take advantage of it for their own gain. We are quickly losing our governement of the people, by the people, and for the people in favor of those who treat us like a financial statistic in their own personal Monopoly game. Take back your government that is supposed to represent you by voting! Make your representatives ACCOUNTABLE for their actions and affiliations, and don't let them count on our apathy anymore!